THE DOCTOR FROM HELL
Healthy
was I till I went
to the doctor who over me bent
"you've one month to live
any organs to give?"
He said with a look of intent.
He said
"your insurance is strange
otherwise we would surely arrange
to save your life quick
you really are sick"
So peculiar was our exchange.
"What's
wrong with me Doc?!", I replied.
"There's a list of things wrong", then he sighed.
" I haven't the time
don't bother to whine
read these pamphlets...I'll be outside."
"No
wait!", I exclaimed," I'm confused
I don't understand all this news
please talk to me Doc
and let me take stock
now don't you go blowing a fuse!"
I could
see that the Doctor was mad
he grabbed his prescription pad
"take this once a day
then please stay away
you're a pain in the ass I might add!"
